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Alabama Police: Roy Moore Liked To Go Around Scrawling His Phone Number On 'Watch For Children' Signs In Alabama

MONTGOMERY, AL- According to local police reports, Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore used to go around scribbling his phone number on local 'Watch For Children' street signs. "See any children? Call me," wrote Moore on one sign, before adding his phone number on the bottom of the sign. "Roy Moore knows what to do with young children." At press time, Moore had denied the charges, but c'mon.

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