Murderer Under Fire For Not Bringing Victims Back To Life After Killing Them

Study Finds It Okay To Be Racist When Arab Guys On Your Plane

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Scientists Studying Yarmulkes For Amazing Anti-Gravity Technology

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Area Sixth-Grader Thinks He Has Shot With Older Sister's Eighth-Grade Friend

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US Populace Freaks After Man Momentarily Forgets 9/11

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New Movie Panned As "Terrible Experience" Because You Consciously Experiencing Life While Watching It