'Friends' Taken Off Netflix Right As Area Man Starts First Episode

Laker Fans Celebrate First Day Of LeBron Being Best Basketball Player Ever

Chewbacca Named "Wookiee of the Year" At NBA Awards

Shaun Livingston-Courtney Kirkland Faceoff Actually Height Of Player-Referee Relations In NBA This Year

Report: No One Knows Why Fans Never Chant, "OF-fense!" As Well

Extreme Jim Carrey Collector Acquires Hundred Dollar Bill He Blew Nose With In 'Dumb And Dumber'

Man Disappointed To Learn Player He Kind Of Likes Went To Florida

Just A Clarification: 'The Newz' Has Nothing To Do With The Bad Newz Kennels

Peeps Still Candy Of Choice For Those Who Wish To Simulate Eating Baby Chickens

Man Only Watches 'Claws' To See Karrueche Tran

What The Hell Is The Portland Trail Blazers' Logo Supposed To Be?

Another Singing Of 'It Is Well' Not Well With Area Man's Soul

Man Does All Of His Reading On ESPN BottomLine

Man Doesn't Want To Buy Pop Because He Knows He'll Get Sucked In

Unreasonable Man Doesn't Want To Be Locked In A Room By Strangers

Members Of Media Commit Hari-Kari After Predicting SEC Champion Tennessee To Finish In Thirteenth Place

NBA Comes Under Fire After It Revealed That Basketballs Actually Sentient Life Forms

Grandpa Makes Dumb Joke About How H.R. McMaster Should've Been 'Home Run' For National Security Adviser Position

Very Funny, TBS, Very Funny

Episode Of 'Let's Make A Deal' Forced To End 10 Minutes Early After No One Wants To Go For Big Deal

Special "Are You The Mother?" Episode Of 'Maury' Least Suspenseful Hour Of TV Ever

Man Mad At CD Player For Revealing That Album Had Hidden Bonus Track

Sociey Still Sadly Living In Veritable Dark Ages Without Oreo Cakesters Available Anymore

Steph Curry Reveals His Favorite Food Is His Mouthpiece

Area Man Always Afraid To Shake Milk Bottles Because He Thinks They Might Come Open And Blast Milk Everywhere

Eagles Fan: "This Horse Shit Isn't As Good As The Horse Shit I Had Last Night"

This Weekend The First Time Browns Are Hearing Of So-Called 'Super Bowl'

Terrell Suggs Wins Coveted "Looks Most Like Alien From 'Alien'" Award At NFL Honors

Steelers Named As Injury Replacements For Patriots In Super Bowl

Scientists Isolate Gene Responsible For Black Hair In Most Georgia Fans