Man Mad At CD Player For Revealing That Album Had Hidden Bonus Track

Sociey Still Sadly Living In Veritable Dark Ages Without Oreo Cakesters Available Anymore

Steph Curry Reveals His Favorite Food Is His Mouthpiece

Area Man Always Afraid To Shake Milk Bottles Because He Thinks They Might Come Open And Blast Milk Everywhere

Eagles Fan: "This Horse Shit Isn't As Good As The Horse Shit I Had Last Night"

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Terrell Suggs Wins Coveted "Looks Most Like Alien From 'Alien'" Award At NFL Honors

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