Area Man Wonders Where Sun Goes At Night

The Same Team Winning The Super Bowl Every Year Of Its Existence: Could It Happen?

Amazon Introduces New "Did You Really Mean To Order This?" Packing Slips For Extra-Dumb Purchases

Nothing Republicans Say Or Do Surprises Area Man Anymore

Fire Pole Doubles As Stripper Pole At Fireman's Bachelor Party

Report: It Not Actually Going To Be Okay

Reading Energy Drink Ingredients Closest Area Man Ever Gets To Science

Donald Trump: Genius Or Not?

 

School Shooter Wouldn't Have Done It Had He Known Everyone Would Make Such A Big Deal About It

Woman Blames Temperature On Biden

Man Who Believes Everything He Hears On News, Woman Who Believes Nothing On News Come Together To Make Perfect Couple

Area Man Lives For Fast Food-Movie Tie-In Promos

Hockey-Mask-Wearing, Machete-Wielding Mitch McConnell: "Guns Don't Kill People, I Kill People"

 

Republicans: "Guns Don't Kill People, Doors Kill People"

Rest Of Mercury Players Travel To Russia, Get Detained As Show Of Solidarity With Brittney Griner

Phil Knight Offers To Buy Blazers Jersey For 2 Billion Dollars

Wayne Brady Wishes He Could Make A Deal For Once

Man Converts To Every Single Religion On Earth In Order To Cover His Bases