Monday, January 30, 2017

New Video Game Cheat Code Allows Player To Actually Be Good At Game

REDMOND, WA- It was revealed today that the as-yet-unreleased video game, Batman 3DS will feature a cheat code that allows the player to actually be good at the game, instead of relying on a bunch of cheat codes.
Nintendo of America President and Chief Operating Officer Reggie Fils-Aime had this to say: "At Nintendo, we always want our players to have access to special cheats that can unlock hidden nuggets. What better cheat than a cheat used so that you won't have to rely on cheats? It's genius!"
Upon hearing the news, millions of fans were clamoring for the new game, saying it will be great to have a game they won't have to cheat at, except for the cheat of being able not to cheat. Said one eager customer, "Thank goodness! I suck at all my other games, and have to use cheat codes. Now I'll have a game where I won't need them! Except maybe once."

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