Woman Nearly Struck Deaf by Sound of Towel Rack Rotating

ALBUQUERQUE, NM- Area woman Jane Spencer was reportedly nearly struck deaf Monday by the sound of her towel rack rotating. "I was putting my bath towel back on the rack, and the rack started moving with my towel," Spencer explained. "As it rotated on its hinges, it made an incredibly loud and high-pitched shriek of a noise," she said. "Damn thing nearly took my ears off my head." At press time, Spencer was reportedly still hearing ringing in her ears.