Thursday, March 31, 2022

Area Racist: Only Black People Would Name Their Child Something "Exotic" Like "Benjamin"

MOBILE, AL-After seeing an African-American man named "Benjamin" on TV, area racist Joe Hagarty remarked, "Wow... only Black people would name their kid something that exotic." "Benjamin? What the hell kinda name is that?" Hagarty said. "I woulda been beaten alive with a name like that. My daddy sure wouldn't have named me somethin crazy like that. Sounds like some kinda damn candy bar." At press time, Hagarty was seen shaking his head as he read a magazine article about an African-American woman named "Melissa."

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