Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Will Smith Claims His Tethered Doppelganger Hit Chris Rock, Like In "Us"



LOS ANGELES, CA- Earlier Tuesday, a regretful Will Smith admitted that he made a mistake when he let his evil counterpart, Doug, attend the Academy Awards for him on Sunday and the doppelganger struck Chris Rock on stage after the comedian made a joke about the real Smith's wife. "I made a mistake when I let Doug attend the ceremony for me, and it ended up turning violent," Smith said in a statement. "Of course, Doug would not have cared about a joke made at my wife's expense, so maybe he thought the joke was made about his wife. Anyway, I made a mistake, and I take responsibility for it. Not the slapping, just the permitting my malevolent look-alike to attend, instead of taking responsibility and attending the event myself. And for this, I am very sorry."

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