YOUR LOCATION- A new report issued Wednesday found that, through the butterfly effect, you, the reader, caused the original spread of coronavirus. "The findings of this report are that (your name) started spreading coronavirus when you turned left instead of right on your way to the grocery store on February 20, 2020. You should have turned right, you sick sonofabitch." The report also went on to blame you for the war in Iraq, global warming, and the 2010 Nashville flood.
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