BALTIMORE,MD- Area woman Melanie Cinderbright, 43, dressed her dog up today in what she called the "cutest widdle Hawwoween outfit."
"Who's a good dog?" Cinderbright asked her 2-year-old Boston terrier, Howie.
"You are! You are!"
The dressing-up was only for fitting purposes.
"I wanted to see if the widdle Dracula costume I got Howie-wowie here would fit him for the big day!" Melanie exclaimed. "He's weady for the big day, aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are!"
According to reports, Cinderbright somewhat forcefully applied the costume to the dog, who sat there stiffly, not sure what to do.
"Oooohhh, you're so cute!" she said after testing the costume out on him.
"Who's my widdle babey-wabey? You are! You are! Yes, you are! Mwaah!" she added. "Mr. Howie is weady for his big day, aren't you?" she asked the dog, who sat there blankly, licking his lips.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Guy Who Was Screaming, Peeing His Pants Five Seconds Ago 'Not Afraid'
BOSTON,MA- As he was exiting Joe's Haunted House on Friday, area man Bill Blemflu, 29, said he was "not scared" during the visit there, despite the fact that he had been screaming his head off and peeing his pants five seconds earlier.
"I wasn't scared," said Blemflu, who was clinging to his girlfriend's arm throughout the whole visit.
"Seriously, I wasn't."
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, including shaking uncontrollably, biting his lower lip, and screaming like a girl, Blemflu maintains that he was not afraid. After several minutes went by, and the group of friends he was with still did not believe him, he said, "C'mon, guys. I was only actin' scared to take your mind off things. Help you not be so tense. Help you laugh."
"Riiight," the group sarcastically said, nodding their heads and rolling their eyes.
"I wasn't scared," said Blemflu, who was clinging to his girlfriend's arm throughout the whole visit.
"Seriously, I wasn't."
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, including shaking uncontrollably, biting his lower lip, and screaming like a girl, Blemflu maintains that he was not afraid. After several minutes went by, and the group of friends he was with still did not believe him, he said, "C'mon, guys. I was only actin' scared to take your mind off things. Help you not be so tense. Help you laugh."
"Riiight," the group sarcastically said, nodding their heads and rolling their eyes.
Man With Low Self-Esteem Decides To Become A Haunted House Vampire
AUSTIN,TX- Area man Don Blackledge, 43, who has been plagued with low self-esteem and an overall shyness throughout his life, announced plans today to become a haunted house vampire.
"You know what? I think it would be real cool to dress up like that and scare people,"Blackledge, who has no social skills, said as he watched a travel channel special on Halloween attractions.
The career choice seems to be a perfect fit for Blackledge, providing him an opportunity to feel good about himself by scaring people. "It's like a high, you know? Scaring people," Blackledge said.
"Like, you have control, and they're at your mercy. It's a powerful feeling."
If he gets the job, Blackledge plans on coming home after the night shift at Ernest's Haunted Adventures and "chatting online with hot babes" under the username "ladiesman57."
"You know what? I think it would be real cool to dress up like that and scare people,"Blackledge, who has no social skills, said as he watched a travel channel special on Halloween attractions.
The career choice seems to be a perfect fit for Blackledge, providing him an opportunity to feel good about himself by scaring people. "It's like a high, you know? Scaring people," Blackledge said.
"Like, you have control, and they're at your mercy. It's a powerful feeling."
If he gets the job, Blackledge plans on coming home after the night shift at Ernest's Haunted Adventures and "chatting online with hot babes" under the username "ladiesman57."
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