BOSTON,MA- As he was exiting Joe's Haunted House on Friday, area man Bill Blemflu, 29, said he was "not scared" during the visit there, despite the fact that he had been screaming his head off and peeing his pants five seconds earlier.
"I wasn't scared," said Blemflu, who was clinging to his girlfriend's arm throughout the whole visit.
"Seriously, I wasn't."
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, including shaking uncontrollably, biting his lower lip, and screaming like a girl, Blemflu maintains that he was not afraid. After several minutes went by, and the group of friends he was with still did not believe him, he said, "C'mon, guys. I was only actin' scared to take your mind off things. Help you not be so tense. Help you laugh."
"Riiight," the group sarcastically said, nodding their heads and rolling their eyes.
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