AUSTIN,TX- Area man Don Blackledge, 43, who has been plagued with low self-esteem and an overall shyness throughout his life, announced plans today to become a haunted house vampire.
"You know what? I think it would be real cool to dress up like that and scare people,"Blackledge, who has no social skills, said as he watched a travel channel special on Halloween attractions.
The career choice seems to be a perfect fit for Blackledge, providing him an opportunity to feel good about himself by scaring people. "It's like a high, you know? Scaring people," Blackledge said.
"Like, you have control, and they're at your mercy. It's a powerful feeling."
If he gets the job, Blackledge plans on coming home after the night shift at Ernest's Haunted Adventures and "chatting online with hot babes" under the username "ladiesman57."
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