WASHINGTON- In an unrecorded press briefing on Monday which prohibited the use of cameras and audio recording devices, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer admitted to members of the press that President Donald Trump was, in fact, the Antichrist.
"Donald Trump is the Antichrist! He must be stopped!" Spicer screamed at the top of his lungs. "He was born of the jackal! He's coming for Jesus!"
As of press time, Trump had started branding his loyal Republican followers with the number "666" on their palms and foreheads.
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