Sunday, June 18, 2017

Unrated Version Of Movie Total Letdown

MUFREESBORO, TN- After viewing the unrated version of "The Strangers" on DVD on Sunday night, area man Luke Carlton was forced to admit it was a total letdown.
"There was, like, only one scene added to the movie, and it wasn't super-violent or sexy or anything like that," said a disappointed Carlton, who said he was very upset by the film's lack of added gore or violence. "I was expecting, like, a bloodbath or something. Damn it."
At press time, Carlton was thinking, and noticed that every single one of the unrated movies he's seen have been exactly like this.

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