Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Extremely Competitive Man Can't Even Stand to Lose in His Dreams

AUSTIN, TX- Following a dream in which the man lost a game of horse to comedian Jon Stewart, 29-year-old Jake Appleby decided to go back to sleep in an attempt to continue the dream and ultimately exact his revenge on Stewart.
"I can't believe I lost," Appleby said before going back to sleep and ultimately claiming his victory from the 54-year-old comedian and former host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. "I gotta get back to sleep."
At press time, Appleby had woken up from another dream right before he was about to kiss Mila Kunis.

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