Area Man No Car Expert Or Anything; He's Just Saying

WICHITA, KS- According to a report made by area resident Rob Bethel, he is not a car expert or anything; he is just saying. The report came after Bethel and his friend, George Wichina, experienced engine troubles in Bethel's car on a night out. As Wichina got out of the car and attempted to fix the problem, he instructed Bethel to turn the car off. Confused, Bethel responded, "Shouldn't it be on? I mean, I'm no car expert or anything; I'm just saying." Already frustrated, Wichina then reiterated his command. "Just turn the car off or I'll stick this freakin' wire up your butt, you smarta!#."