NEW YORK, NY- Porn star Brea Bennett had trouble explaining sexual intercourse to 6-year-old Ronny Wiler, one of her many illegitimate children, today. The incident started when Wiler, who was spending the day with Bennett, inquired curiously on the origin of children. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Wiler asked. The question apparently caught Bennett off-guard. "Well, you see, sweety," she said, as she reportedly could not remember the child's first name, "when a man and a woman get really horny- er, I mean, love each other very much- they have a hot, steamy afternoon of blowjobs and gangbanging with their friends." After saying this, she realized her error. "Umm, I mean... they, um... you know?", she said as she struggled for words. "they just... umm... well, let's just say they have a hot, steamy night of sucking and f@#!ing... I mean, no... I mean they do it from behind, er... wait a minute... oh, gosh...." By this point, the boy was reportedly dazed and confused.
"Mommy, what's f@#!ing?" he asked.
"Um, well... forget I said that, honey... what they do is, they... uh, they... they... well, the woman, you see... she sucks and licks the man's hard, meaty c!ck until he cums all over her face, then she swallows his cum, and he licks her down real good, and then he sticks his d@#k in her, and they pound each other real hard, and... oh man, what am I saying? Honey, just go up to your room and play, okay?",she said, not sure what to do to make up for the vast amount of information she had just revealed to her son. "Why didn't I just tell him they come from storks or something? (Dang) it!"
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