OMAHA, NE- According to area necrophiliac Jeremy Greene, 36, the Apocalypse would be his ultimate sexual fantasy. "Man, the Apocalypse... that would be awesome," he said, as he was vigorously masturbating. The Apocalypse, in which Greene believes that the dead will be raised, cannot come soon enough for him. "Man, just think of all those hot dead bodies walking around! Ugh, man!" As of press time, none of Greene's three friends could ever understand "why he gets hot about zombies."
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