BROOKLYN, NY- Area philosophy teacher Nate Riverline, 29, announced his plans today to be a complete @$$hole during class. "Yeah, I'm gonna talk about Plato's influences on today's modern mindset," the complete jerk said. "Then I'll probably go off into Aristotle's categories of rhetoric." Area college student Joe Vonnewfritz, 20, who attends Riverline's class at Brooklyn Community College, protested the decision. "That guy's a complete @$$hole," he said. "I only signed up for that class because I had to. He's such a condescending jerk." The complete butthole also announced plans to keep on being a complete butthole for the rest of his life.
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