WASHINGTON, DC- In one of his final acts in office, President Bush lifted the limits on stem-cell research today due to his belief that life begins not at conception, but at one's first taste of his grandma's delicious apple pie.
"You haven't lived 'til you've tried this pie," said Bush, as he took a bite. "Mmmmm."
The pie, which was baked by Bush's grandmother on Monday afternoon, feature
s what the president called a "delicious apple flavor" and "crispy texture" that is unrivaled in other pies.
In a press conference this afternoon, Bush said, "It is my firm belief that life officially begins when you try this pie. I know I've said life begins at conception, but trust me: You haven't lived 'til you've tried this pie."
The announcement was met with mixed reaction, as pro-life groups were angered and shocked, while abortion clinic workers and stem-cell researchers praised the decision. "I cannot believe President Bush would do this," Right to Life President and CEO Barbara Hessuwer said. "He's backed us up so many years, and then poof, just like that, he changes on us."
As of press time, President Bush was unable to respond to his critics, as he was washing a bite down with a "good ol' glass of milk."
"You haven't lived 'til you've tried this pie," said Bush, as he took a bite. "Mmmmm."
The pie, which was baked by Bush's grandmother on Monday afternoon, feature
s what the president called a "delicious apple flavor" and "crispy texture" that is unrivaled in other pies.In a press conference this afternoon, Bush said, "It is my firm belief that life officially begins when you try this pie. I know I've said life begins at conception, but trust me: You haven't lived 'til you've tried this pie."
The announcement was met with mixed reaction, as pro-life groups were angered and shocked, while abortion clinic workers and stem-cell researchers praised the decision. "I cannot believe President Bush would do this," Right to Life President and CEO Barbara Hessuwer said. "He's backed us up so many years, and then poof, just like that, he changes on us."
As of press time, President Bush was unable to respond to his critics, as he was washing a bite down with a "good ol' glass of milk."
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