Monday, November 17, 2008

Man With Black Mask Wanted For Local Crime




BRONX, NY- A man with a black mask is wanted for a local crime today. The man, who is unidentified, was seen by eyewitnesses wearing all black and carrying a gun. According to authorities, the man is 5'0"- 6'11", aged 20-50, and either has black, brown or blonde hair. "He has blue eyes," local police officer Don Blaylock said. "Or maybe they're green. I don't know." The man, or maybe it's a woman, has reportedly been seen all around the country, including at a gas station robbery in Des Moines, a theft in Philadelphia, a murder in New York, a shoplifting incident in Nashville, an armed assault in Atlanta, grand theft auto in Los Angeles, drug possession in Knoxville, robbery in Seattle, threatened bombing in Birmingham, murder in New Orleans, assault and battery in San Francisco, armed robbery in Detroit, resisting arrest in Providence, attempted assassination in Dallas, and drug possession in Louisville.

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