Sunday, November 16, 2008

Area Packrat Might Need That Later

DETROIT, MI- Area packrat Ryan Stewart, 35, stopped you from throwing away that thing in your garage today, claiming he may need it later. "I might need that sometime down the road," said Stewart, who keeps every newspaper, receipt, and piece of junk mail he has received in the last year in a pile at his house. In addition, he also has a stack of every science test and quiz he has taken since seventh grade in his closet. Although you see no possible use for the object, or his stash of old gum wrappers, you gave it to him anyway, claiming, "Okay, whatever."

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